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Oversize sweatshirts come with skinny ties plastered over the shoulders and large, playful brushed-gold buttons. Embracing the uncertainty of human sexuality, pairing the word “Straight” with responses such as “Occasionally”, “Most Probably” and "Not Necessarily" for a touch of humor.
Wear yours in two ways: as a regular sweatshirt or one-shoulder to play the sexy card.
Shown here with: Skater shorts in green with nude pink pockets.
Size instructions: Oversized/unisex fit.
- Slips on
- Body: Stretchy fabric for comfort and sizing; 93% POLYESTER 7% POLYURETHANE
Skinny tie fabric: 76% COTTON 23% RAYON 1% SILK
Fabric Origin: JAPAN
- Font reads "MOST PROBABLY STRAIGHT" with HAUS VON M logo printed in the back
- Made in New York City
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